I'm sorry about the delay in my posts but I have been stuck in a time loop trying to get an old bald guy and and a guy with permanent eyeliner to exchange a crappy gold compass without them knowing that it was really me who inserted it in the time line in the first place. So, while it may have seemed to you like I have not posted in 108 days, I was simply unstuck in time and looking for my constant. But I digress....and if you don't watch Lost, see below.
(My excuse for non-Lost fans. If the the above excuse seemed plausible, please disregard the following.)
I'm sorry about the delay in my posts but I found myself trapped in 1955. I would have been back sooner but I needed to get my mom and dad to kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance or, of course, I would cease to exist. Anyway, long story short, they kissed, lightning bolt, 1.21 jiggawatts. Now that I have Biff washing my cars, I will have have plenty of time to post.
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Is Biff still raping your mom? Or is that still out of control?
I never said things were perfect.
WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN, AND WHY I AM ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW!
I want to know what ever happened to Marvin Berry and why his cousin never gave him any props. WTF
I wrote a long ass reply to your question about Marvin Berry. It was both funny and witty. For some reason though the blog didn't post it. I will not write it again. Lets just say it involved Marvin having hand surgery, a staph infection, and a nast crack habit.
It should say "nasty" crack habit.
Damn, in my head that Marvin Berry story is hilarious. I guess we'll just never know what could have been.
You should have left it "nast". Who needs that pesky Y. That's my new favorite word. Dude, that's nast!
I met this girl this weekend and she came back to my place and pulled her pants down, and her crotch was pretty nast!
Is this a family blog?
It used to be.
Nobbs and Sags The NAST BOYS?
It just sounds right.
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